Are you ready to finally cut the cord for good, Dear Reader? Have we given you enough buildup over the last several entries to make you really, really want it? Well, brace yourself baby…we’ve got what you want. We’ve got what you need…
POWERMAT will soon be available for PURCHASE in a store near YOU!
Not wanting to run the risk of anyone missing this particular meise, I’ll make an exception to my usual prohibition on repeating myself (after all, if this occasion doesn’t call for rethinking the old rules of operation, then what occasion would?!)…
Now hear this! “Ye of little and big faith together …the time is narrowly at hand to assume the position (on bended knee, of course) to praise, laud, revere, extol, and sing out the joys of your Higher Power for this day He bringeth unto stores near you a power hitherto unknown…the wireless kind!
I said that YOU, Lucky Reader, are finally poised to up the ante on your lifestyle (not to mention that hideous coif you’ve been sporting since Elvis left the building.) I refer to (oh puh-leeze, surely you can venture a guess by now, Dear Special Reader, to what it is that I’m always referring?) YES, THAT’S IT…Wireless energy (bravo).
So did you hear the one about Powermat & HoMedics?
HoMedics & PowerMat: A Dynamic Duo
This new dynamic duo, like other fabled and famous twosomes: Sonny & Cher, Napoleon & Josephine, Marc Antony & Cleopatra, Batman & Robin (?) — (Note to reader: Cleo, like Cher, needed no surname…now that’s what we call prima-donna power) – are on the short list of dynamic duos that made news (woe to the editor of those hieroglyphic “dailies”) changed views, and even started revolutions. You’ll remember, it was Sonny who “got you babe” to wear belle bottoms, right? Well, in keeping with theory that the whole is often greater than the sum of its parts, HoMedics and PowerMat have just signed the deal that will usher in the beginning of the “lifestyle revolution.”
HoMedics, an industry-leading manufacturer of 250 personal health and wellness products (just imagine the size of that medicine cabinet), available to consumers at 50,000 retail outlets in over 60 countries will incorporate Powermat wireless technology into an array of “ease of use” products by early 2009. You’re getting the big picture now, right? Life-enhancing wireless products right at your fingertips. Wireless, wonderful!
Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful
Yes, Faithful Reader (and if you’ve made it this far, you certainly are), the marriage of these two dynamic, international entities is bearing fruit. Its name is HPNA, a.k.a HoMedics Powermat North America. Well, what’s in a name anyway – right, Will? The creation of this new line of consumer lifestyle products based entirely on the premise of “ease of use” technology will provide a level of luxury and comfort never before available and enhance the consumer experience within a wireless environment.
Imagine the possibilities, if you will.
Scenario 1: Marc and Cleo sailing down the Nile aboard her luxury barge with wireless hairdryers at the ready. All tidy, no muss, no fuss, no frizzies…just infinite time to pillage and plunder and well…..you know. Who needs Club Med! Who needs wires? No one.
Or maybe it’s Sonny and Cher. Scenario 2. He’s wearing those belle bottoms, she’s got on ………well, practically nothing and they are traveling to their next ‘Vegas gig, wanting to juice things up! No, really, real juice, as in a juicer! A power juicer. No plugs, no wires, just blending and mixing, mixing and blending all the veggies and vitamins one could ever need to turn back time! (No plastic surgery necessary, Cher, not that it’s a bad thing.) No wires. Who needs ‘em. Not us.
Or, Scenario 3. Napoleon, handsome in his world-famous pose with his hand tucked inside his dark blue doublet, concealing something – what could it be? No, not a bad manicure. Not the racing form from Longchamps, but rather a surprise. A miniature, wireless waterfall to please his one-true love, Josephine, so she can kick back, relax and listen to soft soothing sounds while munching on her cake. Quelle surprise. Tres French, n’est-ce pas? Hair dryers, juicers, soothing waterfalls, and other devices extraordinaire. Endless possibilities for the enhanced wireless, wonderful lifestyle.
Endless choices for you, Excited Reader. Remember what Mae West once said, “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
